A young couple had a fatal car accident on the way to their wedding. When they met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates they asked if it was possible for them to marry in heaven. Peter said he would make some inquires and get back to them. A year later,… To access...
Preachers, if you ever get lost in a convoluted sentence, and don’t know how to get out, stop dead in your tracks, and say this: “Friends, I have long since lost the nominative of this sentence, but I am bound for the Promised Land.” To access this post, you must...
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the President/Dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of money, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the President/Dean selects wisdom. “Done!” says the...
A preacher knew the sermon would be a long one. Nothing tried made it shorter. So this is how the sermon was introduced: “Today, the first half of my sermon will be directed toward the sinners in this congregation. The second half will be devoted to the non-sinners...
A parent was helping her third-grader with homework. “What’s a noun?” “A person, place or thing.” “OK. What’s a pronoun?” After a brief pause, the boy said, “A really good noun.” The world needs some more pronouns. To access this post, you must purchase Standard...
One of the stories from the “Omaha Beach” invasion of World War II is of a Navy radio crew that was desperately trying to function under extremely hazardous conditions. The officer in charge tells it like this; “We were under attack by enemy planes. At one point, I...
